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F.N.O.R.D. -- A Non-Prophet Organization

F.N.O.R.D. is a Discordian disorganization dedicated to....
Well, We at F.N.O.R.D. aren't really dedicated to anything, per se, but, as we at F.N.O.R.D. like to say:

We think all right thinking people in this world are SICK and TIRED of being told that ordinary, decent people are not fed up in this world with being sick and tired. We certainly are. And we're sick and tired of being told that we're not. (here is an opposing view)

So, we at F.N.O.R.D. try to make you less sick and tired of being fed up with people not being fed up with being sick and tired by providing things of various degrees of Discordian mayhem so that you can be fed up with everyone else being fed up about being sick and tired of being sick and tired and be sick and tired in a relaxed and illuminated way. Um, yeah...that's it.
NOTE: This document is a law-abiding member of the internet community. It especially abides by the laws of quantum physics which state that the observer must effect the observed in the act of observing. This was originally an namby-pamby web page with lots of frames and extra graphics and had absolutely NO content that would violate the Communications Decency Act. Now that you have looked at it, who knows what sort of twisted monstrosity it has become, you bloody pervert!

How long have We at F.N.O.R.D. been around? Look here.

Other Stuff:

We at F.N.O.R.D. provide other things for whoever actually bothers to get this far. The Hodge-Podge Transformer is a pile of Discordian links.
Also available is the Periodic Table of Condiments and our specially prepared Emergency Spanish Phrases.

Here is a tri-fold Discordian Tract in PDF format.

Try here to see the Generic Home page

Click here to see the passwords for the accounts associated with F.N.O.R.D.
Click here just for the hell of it.
But, PLEASE, do not click here.

To date millions of faeries have died because you haven't been clapping hard enough. Just thought you'd like to know.

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We at F.N.O.R.D. are at harmless@trust-me.com

Note: The pyramid for the background was stolen from Steve Jackson Games and is their corporate trademark. We at F.N.O.R.D. stole it in a barroom brawl.

One Ring to rule them all,
One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all
And in darkness bind them
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